Archbishop Vigneron of Detroit declares
that people who support gay marriage should not present themselves for holy communion.
Look, altar boys come and go,
and what's the big deal about a few stray Nazis carrying suitcases
with stickers for sunny Italy and sweet, safe South America?
They gave us head,
or the odd work of art;
can't a few trivial matters be overlooked?
But you two, saying you're in love,
get the fuck out of here,
and send in Fritz
with a young friend to take my mind off such abominations.
I confess I blew the word limit for Mama Zen's Words Count at Real Toads. I hope she will absolve me.