Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Friday, February 27, 2015

C'mere, Sugah

C'mere, sugah.
Oh come
_
_
_
HERE,
woudja, sweetheart?

Aw, don't be like that.
Aintcha glad t'see me?

All right.
I'll just bide my time.
Sooo,
is that a good book?
Well,
ya didn't have to close it,
but I guess there's a fire or something outside that window.
Yep, something wonderful in-ter-esting.

~whistle~
~sigh~
...
...
...
Well hello there, baby.
kiss~
and
~kiss.
I sure love you a bunch too.
Feels like I ain't seen ya in donkey's years.
I said "years", not "ears."
No, I ain't saying nothing about your mama.
I like ole Jenny just fine,
you know I do!
She made you, didn't she?
(yeah, I know that's pretty cornball,
but true.)

C'mon, then.
Let's go paint the town!
_
_
_
Um, you ain't gonna get there very fast
sitting down.
Now what?
I seen tree stumps less firmly planted.
Take it easy,
I was just yanking your rope,
but how come if I say A,
you just GOT to say Z?

All the same,
I love ya so.
You'll always be my hinny honey,
and yes,
I love your singing.
You shoulda been in some sort of horse opera--
you woulda done your daddy proud.
Now can we go?
Kick up a little dust?

I love it when you walk right close.
Aw sugah.
Aw shucks.
______

for Marian's Time (the Revelator) challenge at Real Toads. I used a different Gillian Welch song, "Hard Times."

Fun facts to know and tell: a female donkey is a "jenny". When bred with a male horse, you get a "hinny".

  

 

17 comments:

  1. very cute. picked up a lot of mulage with this one. ;)

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  2. I'll just bride my time.....
    Fun personae you slipped into, Shug



    “I’m touched by the idea
    that when we do things
    that are useful and helpful -
    that we may be
    helping to bring about
    a healing.”
    Leonard Nimoy



    ALOHA from Honolulu
    ComfortSpiral
    =^..^=


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  3. but how come if I say A,
    you just GOT to say Z?

    Uh Huh, that's right.

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  4. Ha.. I guess there's a cool backstory to this ;-)

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  5. Shades of Coal Black here. I love the narrative voice.

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  6. Haha. That is just wonderful. :-)
    -HA

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  7. Ha. I knew the equestrian (maybe not right word) references so was laughing with you--I especially like the donkey years/ears--very funny. Your ripostes have the great quality of combining both the unexpected, and once one reads them, the expected--that is, they fit perfectly, but come with a little frisson of surprise--meaning delight.

    Thanks. k. (Manicddaily)

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  8. I did not know hinny, just love hinny-honey, honey! Love that.

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  9. This is put together in such a neat way. Really like this.

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  10. Ooh, that picture is so cute! Barefoot train travel; it's the only way to go.

    "how come if I say A,
    you just GOT to say Z?" ... That's just the way I roll, Ladybug.

    "You'll always be my hinny honey" ... I laughed so hard over this.

    I suspected when I read "in-ter-esting" that this was about me. I was pretty sure when you wrote about the ass's years/ears. But NOW I'm completely positive: "I love your singing.
    You shoulda been in some sort of horse opera--" ... I've always known you loved my poems. ;)

    ~ Plum

    (She's live again; I know you're dying to stop by and comment on those "songs" you like so much. See you soon, Snookums.)

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  11. ... pearls & a purple sweater , Sunday dinner @ Mum's..? I enjoyed this .

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  12. Where have I heard some of these phrases before? lol Well done :)

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  13. "C'mere, sugah."

    you've got that southern drawl down pat with that one!

    very sly with the Jenny, hinny... thanks for the "fun facts" which were, in fact, fun.

    ♥

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