Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Saturday, June 13, 2020

The Stag At Evening

There is the stag at evening,
the careful doe at dawn.
In between, bewildered stars
and night-black crickets whose song is sawn.

I am the woman whose silver hair
is with a red rag tied.
Under the step, a queening cat
hides from the husband of the bride.

I bake loaves and new red bricks.
I sing but never talk.
A lonely moon my trembling hen
will cradle close and hex the hawk. 

There is the crow at evening,
the raucous jay at dawn.
In between, bewildered stars
and night-black crickets whose song is sawn.
______



Monday, June 8, 2020

Hail! Assassin

Hail! Assassin in your golden robe,
you are farewell incarnate, cold as a stone tablet.
Your masters dole out a new Fahrenheit, warming nothing
while whispering to the Ferryman that there are no coins, only handshakes.

You are farewell incarnate, cold as a stone tablet,
a corporeal machinery producing fine dust
while whispering to the Ferryman that there are no coins, only handshakes.
You palm medicine from your keepers to those already dead.

A corporeal machinery producing fine dust
is your rubber stamp of onionskin love, a doublespeak of no return.
You palm medicine from your keepers to those already dead
as your masters cry, "Hail! Assassin, in your golden robe!"
_______

A pantoum for Skylover's word list.


Saturday, June 6, 2020

The Welder (dedicated to Carl von Cosel)

The welder with the sickly wife
replaced her failing parts with metal
so as to preserve her precious life
albeit with skin more plating than petal.

She was calm and sweet and very grateful
and in him placed her faith and trust
to restore her as best as he was able
even after she began to--sadly--rust.

A stove pipe neck, a ball bearing eye
forestalled the Reaper's pitiless visit
even as neighborhood kids would cry,
"Holy honking shit, what IS it?"

Her lips of bronze, her lids of tin
and her gams of ducts meant for the furnace
made his bride a gadget so lovely to him:
"Ain't no other contraption as fine as her is!"
______________

The most famous work by the celebrated American poet Aldous W. Bates. The poem first appeared in Popular Metallurgy in the June issue for the year 1913. Bates was, in fact, married to what we would now refer to as non-bio companion named Alice Menzies, who had previously been part of a steam engine. They had one child, a boy, who the couple named Boot. The child showed early promise as a can opener before succumbing to an over-fondness for WD-40 and dying in obscurity in 1957. A full account of the life and work of Aldous W. Bates is available in book form under the title "Hard and Steamy: A Love Story" 353 pages, Slagheap Press 1931. The volume is renowned for both its fearless eroticism and the inclusion of a formula for what was, at the time, a newly discovered alloy. 




Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Book Review : "Dog Boy"


Dog BoyDog Boy by Eva Hornung
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Holy cats. Or, dogs I should say. What a book. A four year old boy is abandoned in an empty Moscow apartment by his mother and uncle. He wanders out alone for a short time and then he is adopted into a clan of feral dogs who live in the basement of a half-destroyed vacant church. For the next few years they become his family, he does as they do and they are his family. At first he is useless but eventually becomes indispensable thanks to his ability to strategize and to melt in and out of human spaces. The feral clan is fiercely loyal to each other, and together they survive even the harshest winters. I was pulled in completely, and cared fiercely about the pack as I read.

Understand, this is no children's fairy tale. The realities of their violent, brutal lives are told with no mercy. I had to put the book down a couple of times when something bad happened to the dogs or the boy. Eventually, the "dog boy" draws the attention of the militia and also a pair of researchers who run a clinic for children who can be rehabilitated. One really wonders by the end, who the beasts really are, here.

This book made me howl at the end. I wept. The whole thing is searing and engrossing and difficult and beautiful and awful. Like an unexpected vivid memory of home or a sudden grievous wound, I will never forget it, or quite get over it, I think. Wow.

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Monday, June 1, 2020

Ass

The President of the United States has something up his ass.
He addresses the nation:
"I have something up my ass."
Someone shines a light.
"Can you see," asks the President, "what is up my ass?"

The President of the United States cannot find his head.
He addresses the nation:
"We have Antifa and radical Democrats to blame for this."
Still, there is something up the President's ass.
Surrogates clarify:
"The President has golden rose-scented freedom bombs up his ass."


The President of the United States cannot find Colorado or his ass
with a map and both tiny hands.
What could be up his ass?
A rocket, to power his golf cart?
A monkey, to whisper in his ear?
A member of Congress, in its cozy nest?
"I have something up my ass," says the President of the United States.
What could it be?
________

Saturday, May 30, 2020

The Broken-Necked Swan

The swan with a broken neck
lies half-in, half-out of the water.

Yesterday, hissing, spread-winged,
she ran at a child who stumbled backward and fell.
The bird then returned, stately and gorgeous,
to its pond, calm and fine as Fourth of July morning.

A man wearing wet shoes sits silently nearby.
Someone has already called police.
_________

for my BFF's flash 55 party.


Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Book Review : "Us Against You"


Us Against You (Beartown, #2)Us Against You by Fredrik Backman
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Let me start by saying that the earlier installment, "Beartown" was magnificent. This book has almost all of the same characters, and is written in the author's engaging style which makes me want to keep reading "just five more pages" until it's the middle of the night and I'm half way through. He makes you care about this little town and its hockey club.

BUT.

Backman does something in this book that he did not do in the first one. He keeps breaking the fourth wall. He does this often, and in two main ways. The first way is by stepping outside the story to deliver little homilies about people and life. Let the story tell it, like in the first book! The second way is by constantly saying what kind of story this is. Just tell the story and let your reader decide. I had one other gripe with this book. Red herrings. I know, it's done all the time, but at some point I felt like I was just being manipulated and messed with. I could almost feel a grinning Backman sitting at his keyboard saying, "Watch this!" as he pulls the (carefully laid) rug out. Plot twists are one thing. Heavy-handed set-ups are another. Backman is plenty skilled enough to make a reader invest their heart in his story, but apparently not restrained enough to stop screwing with same readers.

I would give 3.5 stars if I could. I rounded up on the strength of the two books together. Recommended, but with reservations, and strong advice to read "Beartwown" first, not because you won;t understand the second book if you don't, but simply because the first book is better.

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