Word Garden Word List--B Is For Bad Poetry

 

Hello genius poets and poetasters! I know we all strive to write as well as we can, but everything can't be Ezra Pound, can it? What about bad poetry? What about when you call it bad and it slinks around and sits softly at your feet and looks up with those I'm-sorry eyes? What then, meanie? 

This week our Word List is taken from Pamela August Russell's volume B Is For Bad Poetry. Some of it is pretty funny. Here's an example:

Subterranean Abstraction

In Hell,

just before lunch

Gandhi is waving

a gun around

demanding a steak.

What we do here is to use at least 3 of the 20 words provided in a new original poem of our own. Then just link up, visit others, then tug on their sleeve, asking them repeatedly if they wouldn't like to read your haiku. Do it until they cave! This prompt remains active through Sunday.

And now, your List:

arrested

atomic

baked

ballrooms

cliff

consolation

cookie

Cubist

glue

haze

key

melting

movies

name

sad

starfish

waltzing

watery

waving

yen

Why So Pale & Wan, Fond Lover?

 I'm not a vampire, silly.

No more bewitching than your auntie's 

freestanding lamp,

all hat and flat feet.

Yes, I favor red

lace, a little lipstick

and I'm Irish pale

but I only bite muffins.

Just a harmless mouse,

shy of cats and mirrors.

________

for Dverse Quadrille #208

Music: The Motels Icy Red

Poem For Those Trying To Reach Me About My Car Warranty

 "I found that just surviving was a noble fight" --Billy Joel

If you're bleeding on my block

I'll call an ambulance.

If you're hanging around the kebab truck looking broke

I'll spring for some kofta,

but I can't carry the world's weight--

my own is enough.

It's September and once again I take stock. 

My trees are a little bigger--

I touch them with the flat of my hand as I pass

wishing them prosperity.

Sometimes a limb will fall;

I can see where the woodpeckers have been.

There are two different ones who visit--

are they the same ones as a year ago? Two years ago?

Am I the same as I was then? 

Will someone call an ambulance for me one day?

One night driving home I ran over a skunk.

My dog killed a different one on a different night.

I felt bad, but kept my car, bathed my dog.

He is my seventh dog. This is my only life. 

I've told it all, about the PTSD, the alcohol, the depressions,

and also about recovery, coping, finding joy where I can.

You want to talk about wars and rumors of wars.

Whose side am I on? Aren't I outraged? Don't I care? 

It's September and the sky is that glorious rare blue.

The jays have been by, and the grackles.

I did not drink today or wake up screaming. 

I did not consider methods of suicide.

I wish all of this for you, too, but peace

is too precious a thing and I'll only give what I can spare.

________

for What's Going On? --"Finding the Balance"

Poem About a Dream, With Shifting Tense

 

I dreamed you were there again

like a delayed letter in the mailbox

twined with thorns, slick with lipstick.

There you were, at my doorway

on my farm where I have never laid eyes

or set foot, nor sat cross-legged in the wild-grown meadow.

You were with someone new.

I was with someone new.

They were both starting to see how things are. 

Your hair, you know, it's like a pillow on a bed

where I long to be. And me, I have the key that you can't find,

as clunky as a cow's bell, as broken as an old washer. 

The guy you were with had begun to see the 

sunset behind your October eyes; I've known your full dark.

I'm here but obscured from the wildflower partner beside me.

I'm getting a vibe, like pixelated messages from space,

that your man would like to be mine instead, and drop his

heavy bags on my rag rug. I think my partner has checked out silently.

So there we stand, in a now that never was,

in a place we never were, playing out a scene like breezy clouds.

I see blackbirds on the split-rail fence, dipping, calling,

and feel my heart break apart inside my chest like a broken door handle.

___________

for Word Garden Word List--The Jesus Cow

Music: Coldplay The Scientist

Word Garden Word List--The Jesus Cow

 

Hello my patient people! You have my apologies for being so late with this, especially since I skipped last week. Who knew retirement could be so jam-packed with activity???

Michael Perry

This week our source is Michael Perry's novel The Jesus Cow. Like the famous pieces of toast, a cow gives birth to a calf with the image of Jesus on its hide. You can imagine the brouhaha that ensues! 

Here, we make our own brouhaha by using at least 3 of the 20 words provided in a new original poem of our own. Then just link up, visit others, and ask the local bovines, "How now, brown cow?" It's Shakespeare!

Your List:

admitted

autopilot

babies

barn

cow

details

fireworks

fresh-baked

haters

implode

joys

mailbox

media

megaphoning

pixelated

regret

safe

silence

sniffed

snowblower

Wings & Anvils

 

September was vivid as a kiss

or a hard push back then--

one scarce, one common.

The smell of a new eraser, the pungent insistence

of a just-opened jar of paste, the grind of a sharpener,

or the sound of snubbed scissors cutting through 

construction paper--I remember them all.

I loved the school library with the soft edges

of books read a thousand times, the dark wooden

window frames, the rows of tables like boats at a marina.

September also meant doctor's waiting rooms,

the assault of hospital smells and rooms full of

us guilty damaged goons, our mothers' faces

as brittle as dropped plates. We're defectives and know it.

I remember. Here is my hat being thrown ahead,

out of sight, down the hall. Here is the boy touching his face

while staring at mine, afraid he might catch the ugly.

Here are the mimics, a circus of relentless clowns.

I remember all of it, though to look at me, you'd never know. 

That child rides on my shoulders and inside my mouth--

the one that could not make herself understood.

I was educated and the lessons were both wings and anvils,

the thorn in my flesh that God gave His stunned child.

________________-

for What's Going On?--"Education."

Image: The Broken Witness by MistiStudios, redbubble. 

Music: Morrissey November Spawned A Monster

Happy Labor Day!

 

Dear friends and Listies, I find that I am too busy with other projects today to do a List, but it will return next Monday. Happy Labor Day!