Violent Squirrel is on the run--
"They should have just let me use the bird feeder," she reasons, still peeved.
Leaving the carnage behind, Violent Squirrel perches on a tree limb and takes a moment to examine her resentments.
"I am denied access to major department stores and salons;
They say to me, 'You can't come in here. You're a squirrel!' and they chase me out the door with brooms or try to catch me in painful traps.
It's true, I am a squirrel,
But now I am Violent Squirrel,
The ultimate outsider, a revolutionary rodent!"
Violent Squirrel's agenda:
- Disrupt traffic and commerce
- Bring down the patriarchy
- Tease that one dog
Violent Squirrel hears sirens in the distance.
Violent Squirrel says, "I'm in your yard, eating your bird seed. Try and stop me."
You go, squirrelfriend.