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Friday, May 15, 2009

Dr. Bigelow's Field Observations On The Weaker Sex



1. Best lured with chili cheesy fries, beer.

2. Most experience five day cycle of activity, followed by two of inertia.

3. A few reverse this pattern, and are themselves observed by the first group.

4. All emotions are expressed by punching each other's arms.

5. Preoccupied with own tails, on front.

6. Vocal cords in good working order.

7. Apparently deaf.

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18 comments:

  1. Number 7 is my favorite. Although "apparently" may be a little kind. Sending love on your Friday!

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  2. 8. all the preceding is totally accurate and true

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  3. now this is hilarious. with more than a touch of truth... especially no. 7!

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  4. Great touch of humour in this. Liked it.

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  5. Yeah! Um... I mean.. For shame! Tsk, tsk. such stereotyping. :D

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  6. Delightfully accurate! But you gotta love 'em anyway. :))

    Royal Pink

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  7. This is great, you never cease to amaze and create a smile in your truth.

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  8. And who might you be referring to?
    Hmmmmm...
    Sadly, it's mostly true...hehehehe
    Excellent 55 My Dear.
    Thank You so much for sharing your very creative mind with us today.
    Have a Great Week-End.....G

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  9. #4 sounds like a group of teenagers! :)

    Nice 55.

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  10. That's me, PG, Miss Soft Pedal! Love back, chica.

    Thanks for the stamp of approval, Miss D!

    Thank you, Shads. Also, you can activate their fight-or-flee response just by saying these words: "Honey, we need to talk."

    Thanks, Anthony. ;-)

    Aw, you're right, aliceaudrey. I'm sorry. Sort of. Hehe!

    Hi Eaton! I love the one I raised. How's that? ;-)

    Thanks Cori! :-)

    (((((((((((Gabriella))))))))))

    Wellllll, you TOLD me to post today, G. Remember??? ;-)

    Akelamalu, I wasn't aware they ever weren't teenagers, no matter their age. Did something change? :-P

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  11. #5 really cracks me up.

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  12. Absolutely perfect list although I would take the apparently out too!

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  13. Deaf...yes, they are! Sometimes blind and dumb as well...which is why subtle DOESN'T WORK and a good kick between the legs DOES! ;)

    Call me for my address!

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  14. LOL! That is funny, but so true :D

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  15. It's the title that makes it perfect!

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  16. I love it - but would change the "apparently deaf" to "conveniently deaf."

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