Friday, May 15, 2009

Dr. Bigelow's Field Observations On The Weaker Sex



1. Best lured with chili cheesy fries, beer.

2. Most experience five day cycle of activity, followed by two of inertia.

3. A few reverse this pattern, and are themselves observed by the first group.

4. All emotions are expressed by punching each other's arms.

5. Preoccupied with own tails, on front.

6. Vocal cords in good working order.

7. Apparently deaf.

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18 comments:

pheromone girl said...

Number 7 is my favorite. Although "apparently" may be a little kind. Sending love on your Friday!

Daryl said...

8. all the preceding is totally accurate and true

Shadow said...

now this is hilarious. with more than a touch of truth... especially no. 7!

anthonynorth said...

Great touch of humour in this. Liked it.

aliceaudrey said...

Yeah! Um... I mean.. For shame! Tsk, tsk. such stereotyping. :D

Eaton Bennett said...

Delightfully accurate! But you gotta love 'em anyway. :))

Royal Pink

Cori Lynn Berg said...

This is so funny.

Gabriella Moonlight said...

This is great, you never cease to amaze and create a smile in your truth.

G-Man said...

And who might you be referring to?
Hmmmmm...
Sadly, it's mostly true...hehehehe
Excellent 55 My Dear.
Thank You so much for sharing your very creative mind with us today.
Have a Great Week-End.....G

Akelamalu said...

#4 sounds like a group of teenagers! :)

Nice 55.

Fireblossom said...

That's me, PG, Miss Soft Pedal! Love back, chica.

Thanks for the stamp of approval, Miss D!

Thank you, Shads. Also, you can activate their fight-or-flee response just by saying these words: "Honey, we need to talk."

Thanks, Anthony. ;-)

Aw, you're right, aliceaudrey. I'm sorry. Sort of. Hehe!

Hi Eaton! I love the one I raised. How's that? ;-)

Thanks Cori! :-)

(((((((((((Gabriella))))))))))

Wellllll, you TOLD me to post today, G. Remember??? ;-)

Akelamalu, I wasn't aware they ever weren't teenagers, no matter their age. Did something change? :-P

K said...

#5 really cracks me up.

Debbie said...

Absolutely perfect list although I would take the apparently out too!

Riot Kitty said...

Hahaha! Love it!

Scarlet said...

Deaf...yes, they are! Sometimes blind and dumb as well...which is why subtle DOESN'T WORK and a good kick between the legs DOES! ;)

Call me for my address!

Mona said...

LOL! That is funny, but so true :D

Mama Zen said...

It's the title that makes it perfect!

Pouty Lips said...

I love it - but would change the "apparently deaf" to "conveniently deaf."