Friday, May 1, 2009

Flash Fifty-Five

This my contribution to G-Man's flash 55 thingie. There are rules. (there goes my facial tic again, geez.) 55 words, no more, no less. (twitch twitch) There may be other rules, (eeee! eeeeeeeeee!) but you all know how I am about rules. (GAHHHHHHHHHH! stop saying the R Word!) Anyways, here it is:

Stolen by eagles, Baby Jane

grew on bird barf in

the nest like a cuckoo.

"Ain't got wings, better grow

my hair fast, like Rapunzel--

be a blondie Boeing 747

with no security clearance and

don't want none, look out

below, or clear out above,

I'm a misfit Bird Girl,

here I go, no hands!"



Anonymous said...

Bird barf.

Oh gawd. That will be one I won't be able to get out of my head all day.

Dr.John said...

Wonderful 55
I can see the poor girl trying to fly
Mine is posted

Shadow said...

aaaaarghhhh! lemme just get out of the skies way....

anthonynorth said...

That one flew nicely.

Fandango said...

We eat Eagles on the wing. They are tasty.
we won't eat the girl. Promise
Great 55

We have posted

Daryl said...

I hope she lands on something soft

Debbie said...

I think I have felt like that misfit girl bird flying that nest!

G-Man said...

What a perfect SaSHAY into the realm of the 55!!!
Thank you so much for appeasing the old boy, and sharing your wonderful talent with us all.
Have a Great Week-End...G

Mona said...

lol! At least she is a part of the environment, even if she has in identity crisis!

G-Man said...

....I got your CC Riders


Scarlet said...

"Fly on proud bird, you're free at last."

Riot Kitty said...

You are in good company...Dr. Seuss wrote "Green Eggs and Ham" on a bet that he couldn't write a book using 47 words or less.

Of course, the end result is so redundant that it sounds pornographic... "I would not, could not, with a fox..."

ciara said...

great 55. glad you joined us. sometimes you just gotta let go & fly, huh? :)

pheromone girl said...

Down with rules! OK, I like the end result - a lot. But I would have repeated the phrase "55 words" until there were that many.


Pouty Lips said...

And I thought I had an identity crisis.

Jannie Funster said...

One mans' barf in another man's steak, i guess?