This my contribution to G-Man's flash 55 thingie. There are rules. (there goes my facial tic again, geez.) 55 words, no more, no less. (twitch twitch) There may be other rules, (eeee! eeeeeeeeee!) but you all know how I am about rules. (GAHHHHHHHHHH! stop saying the R Word!) Anyways, here it is:
Stolen by eagles, Baby Jane
grew on bird barf in
the nest like a cuckoo.
"Ain't got wings, better grow
my hair fast, like Rapunzel--
be a blondie Boeing 747
with no security clearance and
don't want none, look out
below, or clear out above,
I'm a misfit Bird Girl,
here I go, no hands!"
_________
16 spoke through the ouija:
Bird barf.
Oh gawd. That will be one I won't be able to get out of my head all day.
Wonderful 55
I can see the poor girl trying to fly
Mine is posted
aaaaarghhhh! lemme just get out of the skies way....
That one flew nicely.
We eat Eagles on the wing. They are tasty.
we won't eat the girl. Promise
Great 55
We have posted
I hope she lands on something soft
I think I have felt like that misfit girl bird flying that nest!
What a perfect SaSHAY into the realm of the 55!!!
Thank you so much for appeasing the old boy, and sharing your wonderful talent with us all.
Have a Great Week-End...G
lol! At least she is a part of the environment, even if she has in identity crisis!
....I got your CC Riders
:P
"Fly on proud bird, you're free at last."
You are in good company...Dr. Seuss wrote "Green Eggs and Ham" on a bet that he couldn't write a book using 47 words or less.
Of course, the end result is so redundant that it sounds pornographic... "I would not, could not, with a fox..."
great 55. glad you joined us. sometimes you just gotta let go & fly, huh? :)
Down with rules! OK, I like the end result - a lot. But I would have repeated the phrase "55 words" until there were that many.
Hmmm.
And I thought I had an identity crisis.
One mans' barf in another man's steak, i guess?
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