Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Love Recipes

Your apple is no pomegranate;
There's plenty more than sugar in it.


Don't pick hemlock by the backyard gate,
Then serve it on a china plate.


The white dust on the tarts I'm fed
Came lately from the garden shed.


I'll miss the cookies, cakes and such,
But dear, I just don't trust you much.


Another thought, another look,
I'd better fire the fucking cook.


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15 comments:

  1. The poison we knowingly partake.
    Be it real, or be it fake,
    We do it all for love's sake.

    I'm not sure who is to blame.
    But, given a choice, I'd do it all again, just the same.


    Why? Because I love this fucking game :-)

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  2. I miss the cake and cookies too !

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  3. Chica, you made me laugh this morning...and smile! :)

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  4. Have someone taste test things before you eat them.

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  5. that's my favrit pome evir of yors!

    ox

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  6. Excellent! Have you ever read Agatha Christie?

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  7. Or keep the cook and, like all good Queens, hire a taster ;)

    Loved it, Shay!

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  8. Did someone say cake????
    I miss it too.
    xo jj

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  9. I wish someone would fire this fucking cook!

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  10. What, you mean everyone doesn't like a little Sevin Dust on their cherry tarts?

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