Your apple is no pomegranate;
There's plenty more than sugar in it.
Don't pick hemlock by the backyard gate,
Then serve it on a china plate.
The white dust on the tarts I'm fed
Came lately from the garden shed.
I'll miss the cookies, cakes and such,
But dear, I just don't trust you much.
Another thought, another look,
I'd better fire the fucking cook.
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The poison we knowingly partake.
ReplyDeleteBe it real, or be it fake,
We do it all for love's sake.
I'm not sure who is to blame.
But, given a choice, I'd do it all again, just the same.
Why? Because I love this fucking game :-)
I miss the cake and cookies too !
ReplyDeleteLove it. Fire the cook! do it! :)
ReplyDeleteHa! That cracked me up. :)
ReplyDeleteChica, you made me laugh this morning...and smile! :)
ReplyDeleteWonderful wake up ...
ReplyDeletevery cute.
ReplyDeleteHave someone taste test things before you eat them.
ReplyDeletethat's my favrit pome evir of yors!
ReplyDeleteox
Excellent! Have you ever read Agatha Christie?
ReplyDeleteOr keep the cook and, like all good Queens, hire a taster ;)
ReplyDeleteLoved it, Shay!
Did someone say cake????
ReplyDeleteI miss it too.
xo jj
I wish someone would fire this fucking cook!
ReplyDeleteWhat, you mean everyone doesn't like a little Sevin Dust on their cherry tarts?
ReplyDeleteBRILLIANT.
ReplyDeleteJust fucking brilliant!