Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Miss Dinwiddie's Guide To Black Tie

If you experience, at a swank luncheon,

Spontaneous human combustion,



Don't play the ass

As you're turning to ash--



Lest your demeanor detract from the function.

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17 comments:

  1. If I spontaneously combust, I won't be put together enough to care if I broke up the little party or not. But anyway, I wouldn't be at a fancy shmancy luncheon in the first place. Uh uh.

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  2. At this junction
    I really have no compuction
    to attend such a function

    But if I do
    I will surely take this advice shared by you


    It's the least I could do

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  3. haha ha! I've been to those sorts of functions and what I would have given to see someone spontaneously combust - lol!

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  4. I like the word swank.
    And black ties are sexy.
    So I wouldn't likely combust-
    besides,there would be too much
    good food to eat and people to observe.

    Not all rich are different ;)

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  5. oh, your imagination, heee heee heee

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  6. Nah, I'd be the guy in the corner going "Did you see that shit??"

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  7. I am printing this out and sending it to a few asses I know who attend functions...thank you deeply for the smile and the heart wink today...
    love you.

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  8. And, I'd be the chick holding the lighter!

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  9. Shay,

    Thank you for the laugh. I really, really needed it today:~)

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  10. How funny. I always try to stay away from the swank. :)

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  11. You simply must share this one with Miss Manners. I'm sure she'll thank you for it, Daaaahling.

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  12. just love this one... right up my alley. We all need a little spontaneous combustion in our lives...LOL

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