Spontaneous human combustion,
Don't play the ass
As you're turning to ash--
Lest your demeanor detract from the function.
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Monday, June 21, 2010
Miss Dinwiddie's Guide To Black Tie
Spontaneous human combustion,
Don't play the ass
As you're turning to ash--
Lest your demeanor detract from the function.
______________
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17 spoke through the ouija:
ha!
If I spontaneously combust, I won't be put together enough to care if I broke up the little party or not. But anyway, I wouldn't be at a fancy shmancy luncheon in the first place. Uh uh.
At this junction
I really have no compuction
to attend such a function
But if I do
I will surely take this advice shared by you
It's the least I could do
haha ha! I've been to those sorts of functions and what I would have given to see someone spontaneously combust - lol!
Excellent!
Love it!!! Blessings!
OooOOoooh...I LIKE this one!!
I like the word swank.
And black ties are sexy.
So I wouldn't likely combust-
besides,there would be too much
good food to eat and people to observe.
Not all rich are different ;)
oh, your imagination, heee heee heee
Nah, I'd be the guy in the corner going "Did you see that shit??"
I am printing this out and sending it to a few asses I know who attend functions...thank you deeply for the smile and the heart wink today...
love you.
And, I'd be the chick holding the lighter!
Shay,
Thank you for the laugh. I really, really needed it today:~)
How funny. I always try to stay away from the swank. :)
You simply must share this one with Miss Manners. I'm sure she'll thank you for it, Daaaahling.
just love this one... right up my alley. We all need a little spontaneous combustion in our lives...LOL
I really enjoyed the laugh.
:)
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