If I spontaneously combust, I won't be put together enough to care if I broke up the little party or not. But anyway, I wouldn't be at a fancy shmancy luncheon in the first place. Uh uh.
I am printing this out and sending it to a few asses I know who attend functions...thank you deeply for the smile and the heart wink today... love you.
ha!
ReplyDeleteIf I spontaneously combust, I won't be put together enough to care if I broke up the little party or not. But anyway, I wouldn't be at a fancy shmancy luncheon in the first place. Uh uh.
ReplyDeleteAt this junction
ReplyDeleteI really have no compuction
to attend such a function
But if I do
I will surely take this advice shared by you
It's the least I could do
haha ha! I've been to those sorts of functions and what I would have given to see someone spontaneously combust - lol!
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
ReplyDeleteLove it!!! Blessings!
ReplyDeleteOooOOoooh...I LIKE this one!!
ReplyDeleteI like the word swank.
ReplyDeleteAnd black ties are sexy.
So I wouldn't likely combust-
besides,there would be too much
good food to eat and people to observe.
Not all rich are different ;)
oh, your imagination, heee heee heee
ReplyDeleteNah, I'd be the guy in the corner going "Did you see that shit??"
ReplyDeleteI am printing this out and sending it to a few asses I know who attend functions...thank you deeply for the smile and the heart wink today...
ReplyDeletelove you.
And, I'd be the chick holding the lighter!
ReplyDeleteShay,
ReplyDeleteThank you for the laugh. I really, really needed it today:~)
How funny. I always try to stay away from the swank. :)
ReplyDeleteYou simply must share this one with Miss Manners. I'm sure she'll thank you for it, Daaaahling.
ReplyDeletejust love this one... right up my alley. We all need a little spontaneous combustion in our lives...LOL
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed the laugh.
ReplyDelete:)