Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

2012 Doomsday Theory

I carefully constructed a doomsday theory
with bible quotes, Mayans and graphs;

I told a cockroach my doomsday theory
and the cockroach

laughed.
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16 comments:

  1. and what ...pray tell...did the rats have to say ??

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  2. He probably thought your graph was a fruit pie.
    Shoulda used powerpoint
    Rick

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  3. I carefully constructed my apocalypse theory with the Deloitte Shadow Banking Index, ocean temperature readings, and the increase in melatonin levels from Coronal Mass Ejections.

    I told all this to my shaman and after laughing she said "look up the definition of apocalypse."

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  4. I think this is how certain political parties have constructed their economic theories. Oh--you didn't quote Ayn Rand--sorry.

    I do love the way your mind works.

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  5. .. are you certain you didn't dream this?

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  6. Neat. They have at lest earned the right to laugh.

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  7. Cockroach sez: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

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  8. i bet it did ... but me, i love it

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  9. i haven't heard that song in ages!!!

    fucking cockroaches. what do they know?

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