Wednesday, September 19, 2012

2012 Doomsday Theory

I carefully constructed a doomsday theory
with bible quotes, Mayans and graphs;

I told a cockroach my doomsday theory
and the cockroach

laughed.
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16 comments:

TexWisGirl said...

you are so dang clever. :)

TexWisGirl said...

maybe not clever...brilliant. :)

spottedwolf said...

and what ...pray tell...did the rats have to say ??

Shadow said...

...as should we.

Far Beyond The Ridge said...

He probably thought your graph was a fruit pie.
Shoulda used powerpoint
Rick

Kerry O'Connor said...

Ah, the white rabbit! He's my fave.

William A. Sigler said...

I carefully constructed my apocalypse theory with the Deloitte Shadow Banking Index, ocean temperature readings, and the increase in melatonin levels from Coronal Mass Ejections.

I told all this to my shaman and after laughing she said "look up the definition of apocalypse."

hedgewitch said...

I think this is how certain political parties have constructed their economic theories. Oh--you didn't quote Ayn Rand--sorry.

I do love the way your mind works.

Helen said...

.. are you certain you didn't dream this?

Susan said...

Neat. They have at lest earned the right to laugh.

Buddah Moskowitz said...

Cockroach sez: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Lynn said...

Ha!

Mama Zen said...

I LOVE it!

Daryl said...

i bet it did ... but me, i love it

myheartslovesongs.com said...

i haven't heard that song in ages!!!

fucking cockroaches. what do they know?

ellen abbott said...

the cockroach would know.