summer isn't real.
It's a replica cooked up in an industrial oven somewhere.
Want to know
how I know
how I know
want to know?
hmm hmm hmm?
Sugar, I could enlighten you about a few things,
lay out the deets like an Alexa but with way better hair.
You see, the real summer,
the one we grew up in like
wogs in a puddle with our
bikes and Kool-Aid and
sense of endless warm nose-in-the-green-grass days ahead,
she's gone, my dude.
They have her secured at Gitmo or Bethesda or somewhere,
trying to find out HOW, like HOW, summer? Give it up already!
She's a clam, she tells them to fuck right off, so there she stays.
This new summer, the one we're in now
like koi fish swimming around saying looky,
our orbit is decaying, mayday mayday!
water temp rising, abandon ship!
is
not
real.
This cheap knock-off, this ersatz season, is as fake as an Eligible Bachelor
with a certificate of authenticity laminated and embossed
with a realistic official seal sticking out of his man purse. I mean
gimme a break.
You don't know me and shit, I get that.
I could just be somebody off their meds
or trolling you because because because...
because that's the wonderful thing she does!
So here is
one
true
sentence,
and it is the truest sentence that I know:
I long for Fall, because Fall knows me, keeps the windows
yellow-lit and has my long sweater ready, laundered
and scented, laid out next to my cute sox and funky newsboy cap;
Fall wants me, lets me know that I am a work of art and a woman
in the right flesh at the right time to carry the right soul and a mug
of hot mocha straight into an October morning and live there.
Now imma cry and bake in the phony replacement sun
and maybe if you're any kind of friend you'll say shh shh
baby and tell me softly
in my ear
about leaves
and frost
and hope
and all that happy hopscotch,
ok?
Hang a while with me
and be my balm in Gilead,
my Saint Anthony to the lost.
___________
I kind of lifted my man Ernest's words for that one part. No wait, it's an homage!
Music: Fontella Bass Rescue Me