Lady Frances MacFarquhar Ford
--of the Frankenmeuth, Michigan Fords--
On Friday threw a Founder's Day fete for her friends.
Fanny, Fredricka, Francesca, Freya and Fuschia attended.
Fanny said, "Francesca, you formaldehyde freak, pass the crumpets."
"Of course, you festering ferret-faced fake," purred Francesca.
"You're both frustrated frog-fisting flibbertigibbets," opined Freya.
Festivities.
Firearms.
Fusilades.
Funerals.
Fabulous!
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A Flash 55 for my favorite friend.
TOTALLY laughing my posterior into another dimension--oh, April alliteration, thou art the cruelest device...and I feel 'festering ferret-faced fake' has more universal applications in our larger Society, far south and east from Farguharson(or wherever)Michigan. A fine, frollicking fibulation of feverish formulas for the Friday 55, my dear. Thanks ever so, and pass the tiny olivw-and-metaphor sandwiches and the clotted ink. Galen would be dyin here.
ReplyDeleteHa! A masterpiece for FFFFriday, 13. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteBetween poem and Joy's comment, much fullsome fodder for the brain cells here today.
ReplyDeletedoes "snerk" count as a bona fide comment?
ReplyDeletethe snark queen has struck in snaked-tongue, balloon tongue in check - praise hell, no - cheeky bitches rule! fashion -
like I had no idea what was to be served for the palate today, I think I've just ruptured my tongue -
(actually, it just ripped itself out and ran away screaming with the dis-ease of juicy all-in-for-alliteration)
no, I will not swoon, but I think I just did myself a serious slathering brain injury -
I'm killing myself for the howling pee-alls of laughter ...
chortles. smacks self on forehead, grinning like the idiot I am, delighted ~
ReplyDeleteI'm making it my life's mission to say, "you formaldehyde freak, pass the crumpets", in natural conversation, as soon as possible.
ReplyDeleteI'm wracking my brain trying to think of a good comment that starts with "F" and I can't think of anything! Fuck!
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