Monday, April 21, 2014

Snow White & the 55 Dwarves

Snow White and the 55 dwarves lived in a sub-let in NYC. An evil fashion model had slipped SW a poisoned apple and she fell asleep because it also had Ambien in it. The dwarves hired an actor to do the prince thing and kiss her, but wrong, because, hello, lesbian. That made it weird.
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An ironic post-modern fairy tale in 55 words for Mama Zen. Come join us!


15 comments:

TexWisGirl said...

thanks for the laugh! :)

Sioux said...

Shay--I think you could write a whole collection of fairy tales--rewritten, Shay-style.

HermanTurnip said...

Okay, that awesome twist ending had me going. Have you sold the movie rights yet? Heh...

Sherry Blue Sky said...

This made me laugh. Thanks. I needed it. I love "hello, lesbian".....hee hee.

hedgewitch said...

Yer killin me here. 55 words of total awesome, plus painfully explosive giggles.

grapeling said...

probably a small sublet. since, dwarves... ~

Lydia said...

Very funny, Shay.
So. FF55 is now on Mondays? I am still totally confused about the day and whose blog is hosting when!

Daryl said...

i am laughing and clapping ... girlfriend you sure know how to make clever use of 55 words!!!

Grandmother (Mary) said...

I was laughing from the title on and laughing out loud at the end! Thanks.

Kerry O'Connor said...

Not sure what Ambien is, but this made for an excellent update on the original!

Mama Zen said...

It's hard out there for a prince!

Margaret said...

Ha ha. I'm ditching Brother's Grimm

Lolamouse said...

You made me smile (a lot!)

Sara said...

I'm giggling and I can't stop!!!

Jannie Funster said...

I was always thinking I'd like to try Ambien. But maybe when the kid is off and gone to college. But by then of course, I will be able to be a night owl if I so choose. Or not. Just be normal. :) I actually often nap for an hour or two after I put her on the school bus, but shhhh, don't tell anybody, okay?

My current post is a 55 for Mama Z, posted like, 2 days late, but no dollars short that I know of.

xoox