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Monday, April 21, 2014

Snow White & the 55 Dwarves

Snow White and the 55 dwarves lived in a sub-let in NYC. An evil fashion model had slipped SW a poisoned apple and she fell asleep because it also had Ambien in it. The dwarves hired an actor to do the prince thing and kiss her, but wrong, because, hello, lesbian. That made it weird.
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An ironic post-modern fairy tale in 55 words for Mama Zen. Come join us!


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15 comments:

  1. TexWisGirlApril 21, 2014 at 9:45 PM

    thanks for the laugh! :)

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  2. Sioux RoslawskiApril 21, 2014 at 9:48 PM

    Shay--I think you could write a whole collection of fairy tales--rewritten, Shay-style.

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  3. HermanTurnipApril 21, 2014 at 10:18 PM

    Okay, that awesome twist ending had me going. Have you sold the movie rights yet? Heh...

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  4. Sherry Blue SkyApril 21, 2014 at 10:38 PM

    This made me laugh. Thanks. I needed it. I love "hello, lesbian".....hee hee.

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  5. hedgewitchApril 21, 2014 at 10:46 PM

    Yer killin me here. 55 words of total awesome, plus painfully explosive giggles.

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  6. AnonymousApril 22, 2014 at 3:03 AM

    probably a small sublet. since, dwarves... ~

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  7. LydiaApril 22, 2014 at 4:43 AM

    Very funny, Shay.
    So. FF55 is now on Mondays? I am still totally confused about the day and whose blog is hosting when!

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  8. DarylApril 22, 2014 at 8:59 AM

    i am laughing and clapping ... girlfriend you sure know how to make clever use of 55 words!!!

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  9. Grandmother MaryApril 22, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    I was laughing from the title on and laughing out loud at the end! Thanks.

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  10. Kerry O'ConnorApril 22, 2014 at 10:36 AM

    Not sure what Ambien is, but this made for an excellent update on the original!

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  11. Maude LynnApril 22, 2014 at 12:56 PM

    It's hard out there for a prince!

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  12. MargaretApril 23, 2014 at 12:24 AM

    Ha ha. I'm ditching Brother's Grimm

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  13. LolamouseApril 23, 2014 at 12:58 PM

    You made me smile (a lot!)

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  14. SaraApril 24, 2014 at 2:54 PM

    I'm giggling and I can't stop!!!

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  15. Jannie FunsterApril 24, 2014 at 6:34 PM

    I was always thinking I'd like to try Ambien. But maybe when the kid is off and gone to college. But by then of course, I will be able to be a night owl if I so choose. Or not. Just be normal. :) I actually often nap for an hour or two after I put her on the school bus, but shhhh, don't tell anybody, okay?

    My current post is a 55 for Mama Z, posted like, 2 days late, but no dollars short that I know of.

    xoox

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