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Monday, April 21, 2014

Snow White & the 55 Dwarves

Snow White and the 55 dwarves lived in a sub-let in NYC. An evil fashion model had slipped SW a poisoned apple and she fell asleep because it also had Ambien in it. The dwarves hired an actor to do the prince thing and kiss her, but wrong, because, hello, lesbian. That made it weird.
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An ironic post-modern fairy tale in 55 words for Mama Zen. Come join us!


15 comments:

  1. Shay--I think you could write a whole collection of fairy tales--rewritten, Shay-style.

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  2. Okay, that awesome twist ending had me going. Have you sold the movie rights yet? Heh...

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  3. This made me laugh. Thanks. I needed it. I love "hello, lesbian".....hee hee.

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  4. Yer killin me here. 55 words of total awesome, plus painfully explosive giggles.

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  5. probably a small sublet. since, dwarves... ~

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  6. Very funny, Shay.
    So. FF55 is now on Mondays? I am still totally confused about the day and whose blog is hosting when!

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  7. i am laughing and clapping ... girlfriend you sure know how to make clever use of 55 words!!!

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  8. I was laughing from the title on and laughing out loud at the end! Thanks.

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  9. Not sure what Ambien is, but this made for an excellent update on the original!

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  10. It's hard out there for a prince!

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  11. Ha ha. I'm ditching Brother's Grimm

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  12. I'm giggling and I can't stop!!!

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  13. I was always thinking I'd like to try Ambien. But maybe when the kid is off and gone to college. But by then of course, I will be able to be a night owl if I so choose. Or not. Just be normal. :) I actually often nap for an hour or two after I put her on the school bus, but shhhh, don't tell anybody, okay?

    My current post is a 55 for Mama Z, posted like, 2 days late, but no dollars short that I know of.

    xoox

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