Sunday, September 5, 2010
Art Appreciation With Stacy
What? Oh, I'm fine. You're sweet to ask.
"Dawg". Ha ha.
Are you, like, still doing drawings and stuff?
Yeah? You're pretty good. Seriously, dude.
You should, like, maybe take a class or something.
Have you ever signed up for an art class? No?
I think the community college offers them.
I took, I don't know, some computer thing there once...it was okay, I guess.
I met Rick there.
Yeah, Rick, this guy I'm seeing, or like, we're hanging out and that.
Look, Vince, I need to tell you,
You're a nice guy and all. Some girl is out there for you.
No kidding, a lot of girls really like beards. For real!
My friend, she's totally all about dudes who look like these mountain men or something.
Hey, I didn't mean...
It looks good. No lie.
I'm not really into art or that, and Rick, he's kind of into the whole surfer, keg party thing.
Well, what I mean is,
Here's your ear.
I wrapped it in, I don't know, this napkin from Chicken Shack.
I didn't, like, use it at all, it's clean.
Maybe they can re-attach it?
But dude, seriously,
Don't, like, send me the other one or anything, you know?
It's gross, I have to be honest with you.
Gross. As hell.
What were you thinking?
Don't go all crumpled looking,
My dog does that and I can't deal.
He's at my mom's now...
Well, I know, like you care, right? I just ramble, whatever.
So, check out those art classes.
Maybe you could even sell one of your paintings?
Use the money to buy a new jacket or something.
Good luck, Vince.
I gotta run, Rick hates it if I keep him waiting.
And no more ears!
car door slamming
lipstick adjustment in rearview mirror)
What a fucking nut case!