Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

The Black Ops Bread Truck



In the dawn comes the black ops bread truck--

I think you know the one I mean;

Switching out donuts in the misty dawn--

Swapping out custard for creme.



Darling, darling,

I've put a sugar-dusted mini to my eye

But, through the donut, you don't seem any sweeter,

So baby, this is goodbye.



The black ops bread truck people

Perform missions more twisted than a cruller;

But, lambchop, our love has grown stale,

And couldn't really get any duller.



Black ops bakery,

Swoop in, carry me off, like a loaf beneath your arm--

And then.....slap me around until I admit

This poem really sucks. Darn.



I guess I am really just a lightweight--

Like a smuggled-in bag of Happy Chips

Still, dear heart, you've been deposed

And all that other crappy shit...



Our crumby love has ended,

Our inventory is down to the bone--

Now I'm leaving with the black ops bread truck

But I leave you

this stupid

poem.

_____

My skills have clearly eroded.

20 comments:

  1. How about a Krispy Kreme for the road?

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  2. This is hilarious, pure fun. Thanks for the early morning laugh. I needed it.

    Blessings,
    Marion

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  3. cruller / duller, love it.

    Off to eat my Happy Chips now... :)

    xoxo

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  4. Those sugar dusted minis are my favorite. Hee hee. :)

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  5. I really got a rise out of that--but enough with the floury language...

    'Kay--I'm going now.

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  6. If it sucks, it sucks in the good way ;-)

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  7. Stupid poem? When you have sugar and spice and everything nice in that truck? I don't think so! ;)

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  8. Just admit it. You stumbled upon a picture of that truck and just HAD to come up with something to go with it.

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  9. There is no possible way for you to write a crappy poem, even if every line had crap in it, you would make it zing.......in fact, the line that made me smile the most was "this poerm sucks. Darn." Hee hee. You are so darned good! Your poems always make my day. Truly.

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  10. I think it is a pretty good poem. Considering you wrote it while bumping down the road in a black ops bread truck

    "Ah'll take two hoe-wheet, a rah, en a whaht loaf. An' can ya tell me how does that squishy creamy stuff get into those rolls?"

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  11. Well, self admittedly I don't always interpret poems well, however, what i TOTALLY love and RELATE to is this sort of ambivelence, like, what-the-fuck-ever, i got nothing, am done. Can I borrow this as a dear john letter if need be?

    Signed,

    Just-another-twisted-crueller

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  12. yep. fallen in love ... all. over. again.

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  13. I . Love. You! That's all there is to say!!!

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  14. I SO wish that we could hang out IRL.




    Aloha from Waikiki

    Comfort Spiral

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  15. Bimbo was Betty Boops pal 'from the inkwell.'

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  16. words sweet enough to eat? mmmm, maybe not, heee hee heeeee

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  17. Falling for some one - when did it not suck?

    But. This. Poem. Does. Not.

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  18. Thank you for the {{giggles}} ♥

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