The RCMP is notified
Of serious crimes
In northern climes.
Saskatchewan just isn't there--
RCMP suspects
Grizzly bears.
Ottawa is sorely vexed--
What's up out west?
Is Manitoba next?
Toronto has run out of maple leafs--
Alberta's low on
Indian chiefs.
Montreal has a certain je ne sais quoi--
And is being held hostage
By Patrick Roy.
To Newfoundland, RCMP is sent
To find out where
That half hour went,
And also to work on a spate of crimes
Originating in
The maritimes.
Oh Canada, home and native land,
RCMP
Always gets their man.
Mounties in black boots and uniforms red,
Any chance you'd pursue
This woman instead?
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Funny! I laughed when I read that Montreal is being held hostage by Patrick Roy. He's only the co-owner, general manager, and head coach - what would make you think that?
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing like a man or a woman in uniform that gets the blood flowing.
Nice!
ReplyDeleteWe always new our neighbors to the north were a bit frisky.
ReplyDeleteI wore a uniform for several years (US Navy) and men turn into complete idiots in the present of young ladies in uniform.
I like this - what's more yummy than a hottie in a uniform?
ReplyDeleteFunny!!! Good job!!!
ReplyDeleteHehe, Pouty. I imagine there's a wink involved as well!
ReplyDeleteFanks, Twin!
I have no doubt, K!
Nothing that I know of, PG!
Thanks, BR!
Nice one
ReplyDeletehow cool and upbeat!
ReplyDeleteFireblossom...
ReplyDeleteI've been lurking about.
Finally I can't contain myself, I loved this. Great Job!!!
Fellow Michigander...:P
Oh these are lyrics looking for a melody ... really ..
ReplyDeleteRen and Stimpy ruined the RCMP for me!
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