(being a joke within a rhyme)
This is the story of Permanent Squirrel and Magpie--
One can't stop talking,
The other can't die.
It's somewhat like the story of Dream Baby and Coffee Sheep--
One can't wake up,
The other can't sleep.
Magpie said to Dream Baby, "You listen so well! It's quite extraordinary!"
Permanent Squirrel whispered to Coffee Sheep,
"She's not hearing a word. She's simply asleep."
How many lesbians does it take to change a light?
17 would be the answer that is right.
1 to change the bulb,
15 to write about it all,
And 1 to film the documentary.
Permanent Squirrel said, "You're killing me with this stuff."
Magpie decided that she'd rambled quite enough.
Dream Baby woke up
And put Coffee Sheep to bed;
Then all four went back inside
Of Fireblossom's head.