Thursday, August 13, 2009

The Puppet Theater

Gingerbread-Man Puppet and Pretty-Horse Puppet get married in the puppet theater.

Pretty-Horse Puppet has a mane like you wouldn't believe--

Don't think she doesn't know it, too,

Always tossing her head like that.

Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet joins the puppet show.

Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet and Pretty-Horse Puppet sleep together one afternoon.

In the evening, Gingerbread-Man Puppet spreads his soft, fingerless hands and wants to know,

"How could you sleep with Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet? She's a girl!"

"She's a fox," points out Pretty-Horse Puppet.

They look at each other across the puppet theater, bouncing slightly as puppets will.

"I'm sorry, Gingerbread-Man Puppet, but our marriage is crumbling," says Pretty-Horse Puppet with a toss of her head.

"Bite me!" says Gingerbread-Man Puppet, which is a mistake.

In the next act, Pretty-Horse Puppet and Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet are married and living in the puppet theater.

God doesn't mind.

They're puppets.

When I was a child, I had a pair of puppets that my maternal grandmother had made. They were horses, Pretty-Horse Puppet and Barn-Boy Puppet. I also had a little puppet theater. I think that all of them were hand-me-downs...I know the theater was. Anyway, I was extremely partial to Pretty-Horse Puppet. I liked getting to be the girl. This is a surprise?


G-Man said...

I heard they had to get a restraining order against Flub-A-Dub!!

Shadow said...

love triumphs!!! hope the gingerbread-man puppet was a tasty one, heee heee heee

Mama Zen said...

Does the conservative right know about the puppet agenda?

Lou said...

Fornicating puppets..uh huh, uh huh.

Daryl said...

So .. which part did she bite?

Riot Kitty said...

Oooooh, I love it!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Great writing :-)

Fireblossom said...

*giggles* Never listen to gossip, G-Man!

Yep, love triumphs, Shads. :-)

Nope, MZ, they are too busy with town hall meetings!

Oh my, Lou, there's an old-timey bible word! I don't think puppets would even know it!

My lips are sealed, Daryl. ;-)

*waggles a puppet at my Twin*

Thank you, Joanna!

ellen abbott said...

Thanks for visiting me.

You have a new devotee.

Debbie said...

You are too funny. I do love the puppets.

Pouty Lips said...

God doesn't mind. They're puppets.


T said...

LOL this was so fun:))