Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Don gloves before handling porcupines;
Dark glasses when in love with the sun--
Protect virtue with dozens of petticoats;
Slouch in doorways and call, to meet men.
Never trust captains of ferry boats;
Feign boredom when purchasing wine--
During lovemaking, do not consult your notes,
And keep your damn mitts off what's mine.
for magpie 46