Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

A Survey Course On Common Fruits



Plums are the preferred fruit of judges;

Lemons denote clergy's hauteur.

Cranberries are consistent with gradual losses,

While limes are for lovers who conceal their hearts.


Guavas are for girls in white summer dresses--

Their sisters insist on strawberries with cream.

Black cherries are grim predictors of disaster--

Papayas are for music, and the language arts.


Never turn your back on the tiny kiwi--

The industrious gather apples with serious mien;

Lovers give oranges to their faithless darlings,

Who tear them, section by section, apart.

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16 comments:

  1. They're not, RK. It is the faithless lovers who break the oranges apart.

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  2. I sometimes put lime slices & a splash of cranberry in my vodka. Hmm, wonder what that means. Tastes great.
    ~Mary

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  3. Yes . Where is that half orange of mine? I keep searching for it.
    Should eat more fruit now that you mention them so beautifully here. Good endings you have too! ;)

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  4. You never seem to bore me. I say it again - Brilliant! The simplicity of your expression adds to the beauty of your lines.

    PST - If I had written this I'd have had the last line as -

    "Lovers give oranges to their faithless darlings,

    Who peel the skin off their hearts apart"

    What do you think?

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  5. Seriously never ever trust a kiwi

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  6. I really, really like this one. I love "cranberries are consistent with gradual losses." That just seems so true to me!

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  7. Ahh, a day at the farmer's market.
    Lovely.

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  8. Oh very clever write, you. I am loving your words and what you have done with them.I smile.

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  9. I agree on the black cherries.

    Strawberries and cream for me please.

    Which reminds me -- there's still some cream pie in the fridge, hee, hee. Chocolate.

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  10. Thanks so much, everyone who commented! :-)

    FrankandMary, good to see you here. I hope I've managed to be a bad influence. ;-)

    I'm telling ya, Daryl, they're cunning.

    MZ, I thought they fit, since they come from a cranberry bog. Also, there is the excruciating family holiday bash connection.

    What do I think, Ekanthapadhiken? I think your comments are lovely and I like receiving them. Poetic advice, not so much.

    Dulce, those half-orange clocks, they are always running off, no doubt about it! ;-)

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  11. I'm craving a guava shake...and someone on my blog recommended a banana as an aphrodisiac. Hmmm. I think I'll still to the guava!

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  12. I'm not surprised; true to form I divert from the others.

    To me this not really about fruit at all. It's about life's disappointments. People still surprise the hell out of me.

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  13. Love this! Only you can write a poem about fruits and make it beautiful and fun to read!

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