Gladys Edna Croppelbottom
Full of grace and whatnottelbottom,
Leaves everyone besottelbottomed
And to most things says whynottelbottom?
Gladys Edna Croppelbottom
Once she starts, won't stoppelbottom,
By S&M is not shockelbottomed
And is a well-known toppelbottom.
Such a lady
A genuine star--
You can see her ride by
In her fifty-foot car.
Gladys Edna Croppelbottom
Was once A-Lula Be-Boppelbottom,
But she died on an Everest outcroppelbottom
When she didn't notice the droppelbottom.
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The name "Gladys Edna Croppelbottom" is the product of the twisted mind of Helen T. ;-)
The superfluous picture of Jordana Brewster is for you, Mac. :-)
"Be-Bop-A-Lula" sung by Gene Vincent.
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LOL! Oh I loved this!!! Pure genius!
ReplyDeleteAh, the price and the payback for living a life of oblivion.
ReplyDeleteThinking you'll never have to watch your step...
Secretia
Oh... my goodness!! Just look at what you can do with a few words uttered by a mad woman. I love it!. This brought a ray of sunshine and a bucket load of laughter to what was otherwise a dull day. Thank you Shay.
ReplyDeleteA modern Mother Goose?
ReplyDeleteAnd you tell me?
ReplyDeleteWell such a unique talent needs no comments
But must know I've been herr to read her every single day!
And this one... as all the other ones WOW!
And LOL and WOW again.
:)
Poor Gladys - she "came a cropper" as Mother would say.
ReplyDeleteLoved it, Shay!
"By S&M is not shockelbottomed' just killed me!
ReplyDeleteYou had me laughing beginning with the title!
ReplyDeleteI should say it twice.
ReplyDeleteOnce for the funny prose,
It's Oh so nice.
& once for the picture, on the nose.
Thank you,
Thank you!
:-D
Be Boppa Wonderful!
ReplyDeleteAloha, Friend
Comfort Spiral
Wow, dear friend, WOW!!! That was a cool one!
ReplyDeleteThe photo, title and poem go beautifully together. You brought a big smile to my face this morning, my friend.
ReplyDeleteI feel like changing my name to Gladys Edna Croppelbottom! ;)
This is so brilliant that any comment I could have would be so effinlackinbottom that it would only pale in comparision to your poetess prowessabottom!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your brilliant poems...
You crack me up. What a way with words.
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Excellent! :-) :-) :-)
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