Violent Squirrel is on the run--
"They should have just let me use the bird feeder," she reasons, still peeved.
Leaving the carnage behind, Violent Squirrel perches on a tree limb and takes a moment to examine her resentments.
"I am denied access to major department stores and salons;
They say to me, 'You can't come in here. You're a squirrel!' and they chase me out the door with brooms or try to catch me in painful traps.
It's true, I am a squirrel,
But now I am Violent Squirrel,
The ultimate outsider, a revolutionary rodent!"
Violent Squirrel's agenda:
- Disrupt traffic and commerce
- Bring down the patriarchy
- Tease that one dog
Violent Squirrel hears sirens in the distance.
Violent Squirrel says, "I'm in your yard, eating your bird seed. Try and stop me."
You go, squirrelfriend.
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Oh, that poor one dog.
ReplyDeleteAll she wishes to do is eat violent squirrel.
Revolutionary rodent! I love it! I half expected to see the squirrel spider from Bob's blog here.
ReplyDeleteI have worked in places with some people who were like those bad squirrels!
ReplyDeleteI feel a bit like violent squirrel myself, today. I wonder what subversive act I should perform.
ReplyDeleteI almost ran over bad squirrel yesterday, yikes!
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If they had only given her the right to marry her squirrelfriend, all of this could have been avoided!
ReplyDeleteA revolutionary rodent indeed! I love everything about this post, including the Violent Squirrely-brown text color!
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So now I know who is responsible for driving Charlie (one of my dogs) crazy. I do feel for Violent Squirrel though. It's tough to be a rodent in our society.
ReplyDeleteYou are a real rebel, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteAnd I love squirrels... away from my garden, though- Once on the beach one stole my bikini (panties > nude area) and had it for lunch!!!!
Well, you made me laugh today. Go squirrelfriend.
ReplyDeleteWe have a ton of squirels in our yard. I knew they were plotting something.
ReplyDeletea grape in a cape
ReplyDeletewatched prunes beneath the moon
dancing with peaches on beaches
and skwirrles
Now that you mention "squirrels" I just realized we have almost none in my neighborhood. We have big, nasty crows instead.
ReplyDeleteThis squirrel looks VERY determined. I'd stay out of his way.
xo
I don't care for squirrel and I'll tell you why. When I was a little girl one jumped in my friends Dell's hair without provocative and it was a super Violent Squirrel. I never recovered and neither did she.
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Simone
OMG I LOVE this..."squirrelfriend" great!
ReplyDeleteI feel that way about my dogs too, they can't go anywhere with me...no restaurants, no malls, etc...so I see the squirrels predicament well.
Thank you for the smile and the brilliant picture!
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We just moved into this house a few months ago and the yard was full of violent ground squirrels, my female cairn terrier Bonnie Jean, (think Toto), has run the little beasts outa town (into the next yard)
ReplyDeleteCivil unrest of the squirrel - brilliant!
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